1. Wake up each morning and punch a laminated photo of Benedict Cumberbatch I keep underneath my bed. Once a month, I replace that photo with a picture of cottage cheese.

Seems to me like a reason they would do this is because white journalists might might be more likely to ask stupid-ass tiresome questions that don’t need to be asked and that Erica Garner’s family doesn’t want or need to deal with right now.

I love it.

More like a dog siren.

You would never catch Obama having a wee-wee measuring contest with another head of state on Twitter.

He wrote a pretty scathing comic about it:

Forget Twitter. Does no one in the government have the guts to snatch this idiot’s phone and grind it under their heel?

I prefer a nice outside skirt steak myself unless I am eating filet. I just coat it with olive oil and steak seasoning (after I let it reach room temp) then throw it on the electric skillet long enough to get it to about 135-140F-ish, turn it off, throw some butter on top & let it melt, then eat.

Every time I see my state’s name in the news it’s become a reflex to mutter “Oh god dammit, what the fuck have we done now...”

Well, they couldn’t take Louis’ ability to be funny, because he never had one in the first place.

As a gamer I have to say: they are doing God’s work.

This is not a #notallwhitepeople post, but my perspective as a liberal whitey.

“Three national Election Integrity experts reached the same independent conclusion: ‘with a reasonable degree of statistical and mathematical certainty...election fraud occurred,” the court filing shared on Moore’s campaign Facebook page alleges, ABC News reports.

I still eat ramen. Maruchan Tomato Ramen was amazing, it’s long gone though :(

I loved Kool-Aid back in the day. Pink Lemonade was my favorite with Orange being a close second. I haven’t had any in nearly 20 years and damn it now I’m craving it, and I’m trying to watch my sugar intake >_<

Curl up into a ball and die I guess.

Yes the “Me Too” movement started by a black female finally found it’s face, I mean surgically reconstructed face, in that of the former star of Charmed and Dewey’s baby sister from Scream.

Hillary Clinton: For rigging the primaries, then crying about how the 2016 presidential election was rigged. For contributing the phrase that is forever enshrined in the Salty Wypipo Hall of Fame: “But she won the popular vote.”

4. Make the seats more comfortable