*Romper Room voice*
Hi, children. You wonderful, precious, galaxy-brained kids over here want to say the 36-26 team is five games ahead of the 31-31 team. You can say that. You can say they are five games ahead of the .500 team. We love you. You are safe and loved.

Just hang out for a while, your Dick Award is on it’s way.

Counter-point: Greatest movie based on a comic book character, of all-time.

“Oh, you’re having difficulty adjusting to a new procedure after 50 years of doing it differently? Guess you’re just a stupid idiot then lol Darwin wins lmao moron”

Yeah, no.

So you’re saying they should have hired the outside firm to do the background check and kept the illegal checks in-house?

I think you’re missing some context. The Lions were prohibited by law from considering non-conviction felony arrests older than seven years, and to ensure that they did not violate the law, their search firm *intentionally* did not provide information about the arrest.

OMG enough with the complaining about how all these episodes aren’t like normal episodes of their perspective shows, already! Sheesh. You critic folks have been the biggest buzzkills about this event.

These must be the most traumatized kids in the history of Littleton, Colorado.

She’s been good in pretty much everything she does bar the X-Men films that aren’t First Class. Plus she’s not even 30 yet, she’s got a potentially long career ahead of her. Scarlett Johansson did about three good films out of the dozens she was in from 2004 to 2011, and I’d still call her a very good actress at her…

Good memory. Of course, Lauren actually put that same stat in the article you’re commenting on.

Youre blocking my driveway, so let me destroy the tires, so you cant move from blocking my drive way. Makes sense...

Shit, that was Rocky II.

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

You guys have written no less than 10 articles about the fight since its conception, including multiple takes on each press conference this week.

Actually it is. You’re judging an entire career where he was actually pretty damn efficient based on a few key moments, while ignoring the thousands of other ways the Lions crapped their pants all year long and saying he’s the reason they didn’t go anywhere. Their league wide top 10 receiver is the reason they are 7-9.

Bummer. But congrats on your marriage! I hope you’re married to the Lions, because clearly they’ve been fucking you for a while.

I’m pretty sure I’m not the one with the misunderstanding today. But by all means, continue entertaining me with your scorching hot takez and airtight logic.

You getting all worked up about this is the definition of insanity.

A couple things. One, you're broadly oversimplifying how traffic lights work. Put simply, no, there are not only three cases. There are dozens of cases. Hundreds of potential cases. Traffic lights are not always isolated and unless they are miles away from their nearest neighbor, their cycles are often designed with…