Can I interest you in some Tres Comas?

He was just spotted in Vegas using yet more false identification...

If only they had some Oxycodone to deal with the pain caused by this early reveal...

On the plus side, I would imagine your car was probably better maintained by its previous owner. And also carried all sorts of magic underwear in it.

“Behind the drywall.” It’ll be plenty visible on the studs once the drywall is down.

That’s a general statement that is untrue in many cases.

This feels like a 635csi and a 850 had a future child.

It definitely works. A hotel room is a disappearing asset. Each room-night is only available that one night. If you don’t upgrade someone, then you never get the chance to sell that room-night again. The industry has done tons of studies on it and if you upgrade someone from a normal room to something worth more, the…

If god loves me it will be a new CLA with the dry-sump engine out of the GT-S, full-time RWD and E-LSD. But in reality I think it is the GT-S Black, it’s too soon for the C63 black IMO.

This hits pretty close to home for me. I drive the AMG, my wife drives an ML, BUT I do have a fourth car - a 1984 380SL. And much like your experience with the valet, my daughters never get exited to go in the ML or the AMG, but they LOVE going in the SL. That defines the 4th car to me, something that people remember…

Hmm. We share the same name. I also love Keef Richards and the Stones and we now drive the same car.

They offer it in full color now? C’mon, don’t bury the lead Jason!

Exactly. Until you reach the age where this segment of car is affordable or appeals to you, you’re not going to get it.

I disagree. My buddy has one and until recently I drove a 2013 E550. My car was faster, just as agile, way more luxurious, more comfortable and better built. Oh and cheaper - and my car was fully loaded, the most expensive non-E63 E-class you could buy basically and it was still cheaper.

So what makes it “better?” Now you’re ascribing a value for something that apparently only you can assign, so please let us know. Because there are certainly faster cars out there that don’t have the BMW “badge” and happen to be much cheaper. And there are cars that are more luxurious that don’t have the BMW badge…

The supremely inside joke of quoting the “PG” version of that line just makes it for me. Bravo good sir, bravo.

Unless the dude who originally built it in the factory abused it, it wasn’t abused. The N54 is not a good engine, it has massive design flaws which is why it was replaced so incredibly quickly with the N55. I’m glad yours is working out for you, but mine was in the shop so much BMW bought it back from me and gave me…

That’s the airshow one not the one from the video. That one was a total hull loss.

Seriously. Check who many times it’s had the HPFP worked on/replaced. I’ll never own another car with that POS engine as long as I live after my experiences with a ‘08 535i.

Clearly the best part of the new AVTNE-V.