Is it just me, or did anyone else see the “hood open” picture as the car was somehow buried in a tree?  

That's small town life for you!

My dad worked for the Army back in the day (he was in the Navy, but worked for the Army as a Civilian). In the 70s, the Army needed to transport a lot of people for training and the like and the logical choice was to look into school busses and painting them olive drab.

As someone who grew up in South Carolina, this is *terribly unfunny.*

True, but if you wanna sell it in The South you are gonna have to call it magic. And make sure it is Jesus Magic you say, not the other kind, or they’ll set fire to it.

Can we get some more stars here?

Abby and Jose got nothing on Wyatt’s Towing here in CO.

We can add Kei trucks to the growing list of things that have more rights than women in Texas.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Even in Texassland.

Some people hate the Grapevine, and they should be removed from the road anyway.

Overnight?

Nothing like hitting an unpredictable animal who then proceeds to beat the shit out of you.

I’ve wrestled with a baby Chimp, and it was crazy strong, but I would totally pass on Rags to have another tussle with her:

We always talk about “Florida Man” this or “Most Florida thing of the week” that... This thing, right here, is probably the most Oregon thing you’ll find in the news for a while (but could easily have happened over here in Washington as well).

Hello, fellow humans! My name is Mr. Realguy Notabear, and I am a professional salmon fisherman. I would like to volunteer my human services in removing the accidentally deposited lunch from this creek. I will use my large, clawed, human hands to swipe the fish out of the creek, then remove them professionally,…

AV Club is going to Paste Magazine (who also ended up with Jezebel and Splinter), so good luck to them. The Takeout is going to Static Media, who owns a few other similar sites (Tasting Table, The Daily Meal and Chowhound).

...anything from what all of you 10mm socket wrenches are doing now

There’s another car site with the so-called description of “truth” in the name.  They’ve gone full MAGA.  Check it out.

If he hasn’t been fired yet (tenure?), I’d say he doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.