If you have a girlfriend who just won’t let you break up with her, buy this. It will fix your problem in an instant.

I bet Putin is sitting in his volcano lair just laughing his ass off at us.

I, for one, welcome our new furry, four legged overlords.

Look at Lawrence over here talking about his “girlfriend”. Like, how do we even know she exists?!?!? We’ve never met her! Why is that? Huh?!  Is she “on business in Canada” again?  

no 

Definitely not the first time someone rushed home for a little pussy...

Did the man answer to the name of Sir Mix-a-Lot?

Is this one of those Connecticut Towns where people are too rich to experience consequences?

In Floridian English whatnot = cooch

I’m just going to leave this here. He has clearly he told us who he really is, all in one photo. He also did this solute several times!

This should do.

Poor cleaning crew after Cheeto’s been in there for a bit

I think that the Smyth doing these was one of the brothers that started Factory Five Racing that does the Cobra replicas among other things.

He never was too bright, that one. 

“The subordinate took screenshots and showed them to co-workers and managers, the decision said.”

Love the interior, but I have to say, this:

I’ll see that and raise you the 1961 Ford Falcon Station Bus (later Falcon Club Wagon)

I'm still annoyed by the Roxor thing. I really want one.

Don’t they lop people’s heads off in Thailand for drug use? This guy should be deported for stupidity.