i love this unapologetic take.  take your star.

To their immense credit, Norway ain’t the deep south.

They weren’t refusing the money made from it to pay their fees. Seems their outrage is highly selective, I’m sure Jesus would approve of that sort of mix of capitalism and preachiness. He was famous for that sort thing.

what are the odds that this wasn’t theft?

I always thought the Disco stole the Rancho’s design.

thats not hulk hogan, its hollywood hogan. The NWO shirt gives it away. 

They probably plan to sell the same car two or three times each.

I’ll make a very gross, generally sweeping statement. Most vehicles that have been modified by what amounts to adult children- people who are either immature or never really grew up, applied themselves, got an education etc usually means they also create monstrosities of the worst possible taste.

A: The ugly-ass hot…

Rolling coal

Hello, thank you for your concern. This is big block i-4, I am safe, happy and not being held against my will in the basement of a pho shop. If my wife calls, tell her I am getting milk and I will return shortly.

I am also reporting pain, but only because I have eyes.

That looks like a Chinese knockoff Taycan. And it looks fantastic.

I don’t know which place would deter aliens from visiting earth more, the U.S. with Florida Men or Australia where almost every damn thing can kill you, shit even the fucking duck beaver is venomous.

Ah, you see?!..?

Yes, but not every big dude looks like some backwoods hilljack.

Lumbersexual has long been a thing.

It’s killing me too. He is one ugly dude. When did “lumberjack” become attractive?

George Tirebiter, back from the dead!

I worked for a rental car company as my first job right out of college and, let me tell you, I have seen all manner of automotive nasty that would make even the most extreme of fetishists ill.

Too late, the supermarket is already out of pasta