The omission of Deacon Blue by Steely Dan is a travesty! Or it means that you didn’t read far enough down the replies to your question. 

oh that’s a good one. The verse that always get me is this one:

This thing is fuckin hideous... I want 12 of them

Alternatively, Hot Wheels are trash.  Matchbox is where the realism is.

That might be one of the dumbest looking trucks I have ever seen.

forgot one thing....

So, what’s the difference between that and their current cars lol.

Allstate would have taken the deer to court to make it pay for the damage (and lawyer fees).

“loosing your freedom of speech”

“We have space, long distances between towns, big roads, weather extremes, and big parking spaces in the vast majority of the U.S. that just don’t compute from an E.U. perspective.”

Oh yeah, LA is almost a 3rd world country in places.

Mullen is going to help Bollinger? Oof.

Mullen is still around? Doing what?

The airport was renamed because of his war on the FAA. Don't shortchange the asshole here. 

Sonic would have to work really hard to achieve so-so.

Kolchak...

One of the best theme songs of all time. Plus Heather Thomas. And sweet jumps.

Crap.  I’m mad I missed that.  I usually watch that show and then Kolchak

I think you just won Valentine’s Day.

My dad was an utter goofball and constantly cracking puns. My mom was the one that ran the house and made us kids mind.