“Assumed the risk,” i.e., you should’ve known better. I mean, that’s good stuff right there. It’s not like these are some drunken idiots strapping on a pair of skis for the first time and rocketing off a chair lift. I thought his campaigns were a “threat to democracy”, not a a physical threat to anyone who forgot…

This is not a similar situation to what you described. A half-empty road an hour west of Fort Worth is not like being on the Jersey Turnpike.

There’s no hill there.

Of course contributory negligence is a thing in America.

It doesn’t have to be hard proof. It has to be enough evidence for a juror or judge to infer that the alleged infringement happened with the person’s computer.

Shit headline.

You fucking pussies are on the wrong side of this issue.

gladly!

ohgimmeafugginbreak. I had my girlfriend in handcuffs (with enthusiastic agreement) within two weeks of dating.

So they’re not trying to titillate?

Knock.

Found the texter!

Wish your colleagues would give us such in-depth coverage of other actual SPROTS!

Are spelling bees a sport?

Bobby Jindal

Thank you.

I will watch anything that’s superhero related. And call it good, too.

STUPID FUCKING NIGGER TRUMP

HI RETARD!!!

But does he ever get it stuck in those claws?