“Assumed the risk,” i.e., you should’ve known better. I mean, that’s good stuff right there. It’s not like these are some drunken idiots strapping on a pair of skis for the first time and rocketing off a chair lift. I thought his campaigns were a “threat to democracy”, not a a physical threat to anyone who forgot…

This is not a similar situation to what you described. A half-empty road an hour west of Fort Worth is not like being on the Jersey Turnpike.

There’s no hill there.

Of course contributory negligence is a thing in America.

You fucking pussies are on the wrong side of this issue.

gladly!

ohgimmeafugginbreak. I had my girlfriend in handcuffs (with enthusiastic agreement) within two weeks of dating.

So they’re not trying to titillate?

Knock.

Found the texter!

Wish your colleagues would give us such in-depth coverage of other actual SPROTS!

STUPID FUCKING NIGGER TRUMP

HI RETARD!!!

But does he ever get it stuck in those claws?

Well, if I was on that side, I’d prefer to see some categorical denials and shutdowns of any shady behavior. If there’s any validity to this, the idiot president shouting to Russia to hack the e-mails will be the nail in the coffin that proves it went straight to the top, instead of a few Republican operatives trying…

public interest

He ran away?

Hockey players would’ve finished it. Suprised y’all didn’t see that angle.

Just to be pedantic, she claims to be a libertarian and said that “government should stay out of my guns, and my body while they’re at it.”

“We concede that he is guilt on half the counts.”