No one who dresses up like a bat can be that vanilla and Bruce has a documented fixation on dangerous bad girls. Superman is vanilla, but Lois is not going to settle for selfish or boring sex. Barry and Iris Allen both seem a bit vanilla in bed. And yes, i am disturbed that i have actually given this topic thought.

My guess is that Kravitz’s Catwoman would expect Batman to go down on her.

but god forbid he actually do something nice for Selina Kyle

Fred and Daphne were boring and overdressed. What the hell was that thing around Fred’s neck supposed to be, an ascot or a Boy Scout scarf? Velma wore comfortable sweaters, knew shit and was comfortable hanging around the team stoner. 

“Do not come. Do not come.”

I was hoping to see the Kids: Two Gun Kid, Rawhide Kid and Kid Colt.

Add Jet Li to the cast and you have the slightly obscure, but popular in Eastern markets:

I think its suspicious that we haven’t seen what happens when the TVA uses a device to reset the timeline, but that also means you could be right. But I don’t think we would have seen an officer treating the kid roughly, or zapping that variant (painfully) out of existence for not having a ticket if the wanted us to…

My credentials for reviewing this show are that I love time travel and think Thor: The Dark World is the seventh best MCU movie.

I think your points about the Paul brother’s boxing grifts taking advantage of deficits in modern combat sports, Nathan, but its also stealing from sports entertainment — WWE and the like — and supplanting that model. Pro wrestling used to be the home of outlandish, heightened characters like Jake and Logan and…

Recasting with younger actors is not a big issue imo. Crowe and Bettany were great in the original Master and Commander, but its been long enough since those performances that the studio can reboot and present a fresh take.

this one ALSO has Chiwetel as an antagonist.

Cancelling, imo, is endemic to human nature and has probably existed as long as culture and society. What’s changed is that technology is expediting the phenomenon, but that’s happened before too. Radio got people to cancel disco. Scandal mags in the ‘50s ended careers of people who were in the closet or had a secret,…

If the first had Spider-Ham and Nic Cage doing the voice of the Spider-Man Noir... then “Bova, the human-cow nanny” does not seem like much of a stretch at all.

As I said, the point is pedantic. Palicki and Common are arguably more important to the story (because they are members of Wick’s assassin fraternity) and are definitely more colorful than the henchmen. I might be technically correct, but you’d probably win most of the debates.

Drew’s backstory, which involves phrases like “her mother’s womb was hit with a laser full of spider-DNA,” “former HYDRA agent,” and “Bova, the human-cow nanny” may or may not make it fully into the film, 

Agreed, though one could argue — if one was annoyingly pedantic — that, since neither Palicki or Common were the main villain’s chief henchmen, they were actually tertiary antagonists. Those were great fight scenes, though I think Common’s work gets underrated.

Looks like Spotify innovated their way into reinventing Payola.

Donnie Yen is martial art movie royalty and I am thrilled to see him in a John Wick movie. But if John Wick never squares off with Scott Adkins I am going to be so salty.

I’m not suggesting at all that Desire should not be played by a nonbinary person. I am suggesting that when Gaiman describes a nonbinary character in this way — “Desire has never been satisfied with just one sex, or just one of anything.”— its going to provoke some kind of conversation about what he is saying about…