Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

Do people still read Bill Simmons’ writing? Does he still even write?

Some guys throw out little insults as ways of flirting. Is it condescending? Yup. Is it sexist? Sure is. Childish? Of course.

Trump says ____________ Which is a big fucking lie.

Why is he still a thing?

Curt Schilling: “I was nowhere near the fucking place, but if anyone says it happened they’re lying because things...”

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

I’d not be surprised if we found out, one day, that she’s not really a person at all, but in fact two little 7th grade girls inside a Little Rascals-style costume.

As a guy who wasn’t watched Bears football in two years, letting go is surprisingly easy and fulfilling. I was a pretty big fan earlier in life too. But my mix of distaste for the league and an expanded knowledge of what football does to a human body has facilitated the process.

One can only imagine the justification it took to retain her while getting rid of someone like Ed Werder.

Surprised that I haven’t seen more people talking about how this will affect the leagues. It’s pretty well accepted that the costs of rights contracts combined with cord cutting led to this. Well, if ESPN can’t afford those rights contracts, who can? I’m sure the broadcasters are hurting, too. And if one of them can’t…

You know what might have actually helped in the long term? Cutting the executives, some of whom are surely making some pretty large salaries, who decided overpaying for TV rights was a good idea.

Agree’d Tom! My solution was easy. I just stopped watching basketball.

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

Is there any other profession riddled with so many deranged power mad neurotics as a standard college football coach? Half the shit these guys pull wouldn’t sound out of place in a North Korean press release

Get McNutty on it ASAP!

In all fairness, the rest of the top 10 that year was Oladipo, Otto Porter, Cody Zeller, Alex Len, Nerlens Noel, Ben McLemore, KCP, Trey Burke and CJ McCollum. If they’d picked Nerlens #1 as some people thought they should, wouldn’t we say the same thing?

OOH OOH DO BREITBART NEXT!!!

We need to make Baby Boomers go fuck their own selfish asses and die.

He knows of a 9-5 job that treats you like a human? What is it? Unicorn rancher? Leprechaun rights activist?