I dont know what my favorite part of the HR clip is: the three shots of his dad as he gets more and more emotional or Gallo trying so hard not to smile as he rounds the bases.

What happened to this guy? Seriously.

If you had bet against Lebron every time he’s been to the Finals, you would be up. Betting against Lebron in the Finals is a good bet. I’m not hating on Lebron, that’s just facts.

You may be a little naive.

To me he’s still “that guy who had the show about movies on MTV when I was a kid.”

Well, let’s be honest, The Choo-Fielder-Beltre line wasnt going to struggle all year.

I’m partial to 2006’s knotty, elegiac Destroyer’s Rubies, which is like reading Ulysses while lazily floating down a river on a blowup toy alligator; I am least partial to 2004’s Your Blues, which sounds like a drunk merry-go-round committing suicide and is super helpful if you need to clear a crowded room in 15…

Drinks on me next time you are in Dallas you psychopath

Way late to the game. I have never had a bad celebrity encounter. The trick is to leave them the fuck alone when you see them out and about.

“In a sane world, his co-stars would leave with him rather than continue in his absence, and also all of them would have done this 15 years ago.”

That picture was snapped moments before the baby fell to its death

Ryan Adams just proved what a great song Bryan Adams wrote.

Yes. This report is a plant from the cowboys.

This is the Jerry Jones PR machine at work. He will not pass #27

Everytime I manage to forget that the Head of Ted is in some freezer waiting to he thawed and pickled for Fry and Bender to have their way with it someone on Deadspin makes a joke about it and I remember how God damned stupid his family is And how God damned funny it continues to be. +1

No, he was a legend.

Possibly something to do with next round of negotiations with the players union? I am talking out of my ass. I have no idea if this would effect that.

I like these rules, but would add for each of those things you do together (night, weekend, week) you should also spend those amounts of time alone (or with others without your SO). You go your way, they go theirs. It has worked wonders for me and mine.

If nothing else, I hope the the reacquisition/stealing of Josh from the Angels means that the Rangers are still gonna try to go for it and will keep Belts around.

Why is Dale getting more screen time than steph?