But, haven't you been dead for years?

Someone from the Art Dept accidentally put a can of beans in the graphic!

STOP CUTTING AWAY TO THE FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS WIVES OR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS. WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!

how will he ever enjoy the highs of goal scoring if he can't hit a vein that wide open

so wait, Deadspin doesn't know about Chapman's other hit?

pffft. Give me one reason why Rex Chapman would need to steal.

under the influence of marijuana or there was THC in his system? There is quite a difference

My God this site is almost unusable on mobile. Jesus tits

A screenshot of the texts would solve those questions about what was said. Surely ESPN saw/have those, right? If not them, surely Biscotti does, right?

Well how about moron hosts. The morning drive idiot on the Cowboys flagship had a hot take during the game yesterday about Adrian Peterson.

why would you want to hate it?

Fucking Leyland. Didn't think I could respect the guy any more than I already did. Awesome

A Toyota Highlander? Really?

Yes.

according to this article it was accusations of verbal abuse and creating a negative environment.

The old Tony Soprano trick doesn't work? Who knew?

That sounds like a flawless plan

That didn't turn him into a cyborg. Besides, "slept on it" is a fairly common idiom in the English language. It means that he took some time to think it over. English is crazy yo.

COTY

That doctor went deeper than most Rangers starters this year