I view Michael Pence as a narcissistic sociopath (and epic gaslighter), so I do not believe he is capable of love, including towards an animal.

The horrible orange peel along that highlight on the paint keeps my eyes from seeing the badge.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

Trump’s son-in-law, daughter, and grandchildren are Jewish.

You miss very funny thing about Alex Jone show. It is not him. It is his commercials.

The walrus was Paul, but he was also Saul, so the math still works.

I was watching Morning Joe (not really), wondering where he stands when it comes to sharing-economy ride services. Sure enough, wouldn’t you know, he starts talking about how great Uber is, he’s all for it, and then he asked that Donnie Deutsch guy where he falls when it comes to Uber, and Donnie said he was a…

At least one of you got off the drugs

Now I have to listen to some Black Sabbath, god dammit

“She’ll rue the day she sidestepped my advances”

COTD right here

A Potemkin Village for the 21st Century.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Beast Mode retires and the NFL immediately goes to shit! Ratings are down and general apathy has taken over the league since Marshawn’s retirement. Coincidence? I think not.

Yeah, seriously, man. This was funny and good.

Every item I read along these lines makes me even more disgusted with the sanctimonious sports writers and fans who would not let the guy be after games and during media week leading up to the Super Bowl, as if he owed them something.

I was down in Oakland at a Mariners - A’s game and stopped at a Chipotle afterwards right near the stadium. So my wife and I are sitting there eating and Marshawn walks in with some friends and I’m of course star struck because I love the ‘Hawks and he eventually walks past me and I get the courage to say hello. I…

I’m happy every time an NFL player leaves before they have to and with some modicum of health left.

“Beast Mode don’t cry.” (sniffling)