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I was always told to NOT kill black snakes (king snakes, racers, etc) because they kill copperheads. This video comes from near here

I always heard them referred to as “The ultimate machine”

I had a guy come after me for what he thought was a bad call at the plate at a 10-12 year old girls’ softball game. Some people are just assholes, no matter the level of sport.

Dang, so I turned the show off after his second appearance and missed the joke. Thanks for explaining it, seriously.

Yeah I thought I read here he was in love with the barber who did the bowl haircuts, I guess he found a new one in Vegas.

A ride on Endor is exactly what you want any mountain bike ride to be. That or to feel like a deer running the trail. That’s when you know you’re doing it right.

I don’t think you know what that word means, ya fookin’ knob end. See I can curse like a brit too.

Why do I get the feeling there’s going to be a Kinja deals post for inexpensive shop vacs coming soon?

Thanks to the clear view through the windshield we now know exactly what a man looks like while he’s crapping his pants.

I remember having an idea to market knee pads with the presidential seal during the Clinton presidency, and also missed out on making pants with an inflatable crotch when Reebok pump shoes were hot. I’m just doomed to die broke or worse. I should at least find friends that will take my ideas, get rich on them, then

If NK had the ability to deliver, we’d already be screwed. And by we, I mean the whole world. Once it starts, everything gets a chance to glow in the dark.

With Trump we become a Soviet colony

No it’s not but I hope the kool-aid tastes good

I’ve personally got no problem with calling in airstrikes on whaling ships. Ditto for assholes killing things like gorillas and tigers. Fuck off, go kill a human if you gotta have blood, but leave innocent animals alone.

We need good dog and bear Friday shirts, please

Classic three post rock-n-roll

WV is the opposite, it’s right out in the open here. Been here for a while too, gangs from Detroit moved in a long time ago.

Yeah I know opiod addicts look just like you and me, I see those assholes’ photos everyday on the local news. Come to WV, you’ll see the wheels falling off in real time.

Yeah I came in here to point that out so it wasn’t overlooked

Wouldn’t be surprised if heroin was involved. They keep finding people here (WV) passed out in cars, many times with their kids in the back seat.