Don’t sell it short, it’s a chocolate flavored bacteria fountain

I’ve done and still do an ass-load of coding, and I agree with you somewhat but I always put things like that in a file even if it’s not expected to change to avoid ever needing to modify the source code, which requires a re-test cycle.

Dang son couldn’t you find a proof reader before posting this?

When I was a kid, a neighbor got bit on the thumb by a black racer he kept picking up. It dang near rotted off (his thumb, not the snake)

+1 star for sticking to sports

Was flying down I-64, saw a cop flip on the lights and start a U-turn so I ran for the next exit, turned, and got back on gong the other way. Ha-ha.

Good on you for being wise enough to snap a photo of the death machine. I wish I’d have been that smart when I was young and muscle cars cost $500. We went through a lot of them.

BTW, I got pulled over for an expired tag/registration in a car that had all the expired registrations for 10 years or so in the glovebox. I just kept handing them to the cop and asking “is this it?” Eventually he just deadpanned “you don’t have one do you?”

That’s my experience also, if they didn’t have guns the first thing out of my mouth would be write the ticket and kiss my butt I have things to do.

Place it on top of your thigh.

The black spot on the building is not burned by fire, it’s just carbon soot washed out of the exhaust after a cold start and revving the engine before the pipes are hot enough to vaporize the moisture.

How you backing that guarantee, big talker?

Too bad the Cowboys have already been declared “America’s Team”, right?

He should take the money and run, they don’t want him in their game

Good point, I can’t count the number of times I’ve rolled over a nut or piece of cut off sheet metal and had it stop the wheel from rolling. The worst are those little roll around HF work stools. There’s nothing like falling off those things backward trying to get something done.

If you’re talking about the car dollies, in my experience those don’t work worth a damn unless you take a hammer and orient the wheels in the direction you want to go. They really don’t want to cooperate otherwise. And that’s why I used a floor jack instead of the four dollies stacked up in the corner to spin my car…

I’m really loving how Turtleman/Turkeyneck McConnell is all for the coal miners when he’s up for election, but now that he could give them some help with their pension he’s got no interest in them at all.

Indiana - look at the history of the KKK. It’s definitely not North and South, or East coast and West coast. There’s a little bit of every sort of person everywhere.

When I worked as a pump jockey (yes, old) we used to push cars all over the lot using a floor jack on one end - for example on a car that broke a ball joint and was otherwise immobile.

The Bengals should join the AFC South, they’d fit right in.