John F. Kennedy: Congratulations, how do you feel?
Forrest Gump: I gotta pee.
John F. Kennedy: [turning to camera] I believe he said he had to go pee. Heh heh.

If they had painted the earring as it would naturally appear you couldn’t see how huge and luxurious that one is.

Tax cheats are the worst

I guess if the WSJ didn’t know about it before, they will now.

Nice - a Pegoretti with a beaver tail <strike>fender</strike> splash guard.

I did not need to see this immediately before walking out to check the brakes on my wife’s Subaru, which I am about to do.

A girl I went to school with had a 69 Camaro rag-top Indy pace car. She wasn’t so much a car girl as she was lucky, but she was pretty cool too.

Obviously DJT sleeps in his suits so he’s ready to jump up at a moment’s notice in case his ego needs protection on Twitter

I will always be grateful I was blessed with a daughter in a time when she binge watched “Gremlins”, and not in the present when she would’ve been watching “Frozen”.

It’s Mitch Hedwig

Nailed it

Everybody is except for socio/psychopaths.

The men dream they too can be rich like DJT, and the women think someday maybe he’ll grab them by the hoo-ha.

stars+++

Perfect in so many ways

But their commercials say they’ve re-focused on customer support so your report must be wrong because it’s against the law for commercials to tell half-truths.

C’mon if you’re going to participate in one of the “stick to cars” threads at least stay on point - he said OLD Dodge Charger.

As a programmer, I agree completely. I recall my wife telling me she’s not one of those damned machiens that will do whatever I tell it no matter how stupid or wrong it is. I’ve improved a lot since then. I hope.

I think they all have grit in their motors

So that’s all the traction you get with a Mustang, eh? Amazing. The driver wasn’t even running it hard.