Obama with a big ‘fro would be such a giant F.U. to all the right-wing birther Obama Derangement Syndrome cousinfuckers! I would so love to see that!

This is the type of stuff that really elevates Ashley’s status as one of the Premier Deadspin Writers. Second only to Albert in my books.

It has been said long ago: Trump is what ignorant small town people think a rich person should live/look like.

A salted Kaepernick style fro would be amazing

I think the most obvious way to “enhance” a photo of Cruz would be to remove him from it

I wish Obama would grow a full beard and afro before January. There’s still time. It might not be as glorious as it would have been if he were already on his way, but it would be pretty damn awesome. I say after the election when everything is settled, just go into full on IDGAF hair mode.

I saw the title and smiled.
I saw the author and started laughing.
Then I saw the pictures and was revulsed.

I’m willing to bet that Donald is a Fop man.

The reason he only briefly sported a “mustache” was because he forgot to pull the hair on the top of his head back up.

I live in Seattle and hate seeing this animatronic doll on the local TV all the damned time.

I avoid ties by avoiding high-paying jobs that require me to wear them.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

72 million.

Sure. He’s got at least half a foot on Tom Dempsey.

Whatever. Chris Berman once beat Andy Reid in a farting contest. Mostly because Andy mismanaged the clock but still. Win’s a win.

“Hopefully. lol.”

I was trying to write bullshit, but my phone, in the best possible way, autocorrected it to bukakke, and I think it works even better!

Then I propose that we as a collective mass fire bomb his restaurant. I hate Rich Rawlins. That show actually started off as somewhat OK, but his ego and the typical reality show bukkake ruined it. Aaron is an artist though.

9/11 already took many rights away, I’ve yet to hear any rwnj complain about that yet...