“The Dude is a bought and paid for smokeshow.”

Thanks, AV Club. This list explains why I haven’t laughed in a movie theater since 1999 much better than I could have.

Yet the central question remains: who the fuck is Lil Tay? 

I think the fact that the comedy ranks are filled with talentless chumps like Theo Von and Adam Devine, is just as much to blame.

It’s time for Grimes to be sent back to living in that apartment that’s above a bowling alley, and beneath another one.

I was really hoping we’d get to see the deleted scene with the 3 draftees General Groves hastily picked to transport the bomb to the Trinity test.

“The blatant dumbness of this is part of the fun, people!”

There is a small, but very vocal, group of conspiracy theorist imbeciles who see every untimely celebrity death as part of a cover-up to protect some international pedo ring operating at the highest levels of our society. I’ve seen more than my share of people claiming Chris Cornell’s death, for example, happened…

Swaggart is a character in Great Balls of Fire, owing to his being Jerry Lee Lewis' cousin. He's played by Alec Baldwin, believe it or not. 

Indeed, Chiklis having a career after Wired really showed just how little power Father Guido Sarducci possessed.

“When Die Hard hit theaters 35 years ago, it was like Christmas in July.”

At the very least, they can't be at their social club, that much Imperioli knows.

Thankfully, The View keeps Dylan McDermott around in case of just this type of situation. They came back from commercials with McDermott and the audience was none the wiser. 

My point exactly.

Personally, Troy and 2012 have gotten fairly regular viewings over the years. But I totally see why they are on this list.

“Anyone with taste knows that Girls5Eva is an excellent comedy”

“the fact that Cristin Milioti is incredibly charismatic”

Dalton was always fun to watch on his various guest appearances on The Love Boat and Fantasy Island.

Narrator: She isn't.