The Neverending Story 2

There are two women in this story.

“Also, there are great characters with believable, complex motivations”

Well, that’s what I get for trusting a site whose best content in recent years is a running meme in the comments section about what a shitty site it is.

“still on track to be the worst Memorial Day opener in (per Deadline) 41 years. (Just barely beating Return Of The Jedi, which got off to a slow domestic start back in 1983.)“

I really think they should have gave Garfiosa a chance.

The finale aired 26 years. Not counting the token 8th year senior, ALL these kids were born after Seinfeld ended.

“a scenario in which someone mentions a movie called The Scorch Trials”

Never thought I’d wish for some celebrity deaths, but if nothing else they could spare us from pointless nonsense like this.

AI can fix that.

“When Matt’s estranged daughter (Dennings) and her teenage kids move into his house, the real restoration begins.””

No “A Bronx Tale” (Robert Deniro)?

Willem Dafoe is already in the cast, so perhaps he’ll pull double duty and be Simmons’ body double for the scene where Berle shows Chevy Chase he's not the biggest dick around. 

Pitt invoked anti-quitsies, and double stamped it, but then made the rookie mistake of trying to triple-stamp the double-stamp. And everyone knows you can't do that.

To be followed by the final chapter of the trilogy: 3ridesmaids.

Pretty sure it’s pronounced Smith.

Tucker Carlson?!

That headline is some flagrant false advertising. 

“Remember she is only 33, when Joe Biden started, he was 33 but never was asked to make a SOTU Rebuttal to Richard Nixon! So, who knows maybe she can turn it around with hard work into studying rhetorical speaking.”

Right, talk to.