Oh, come on. Breaking his glasses is too far. We all know a wedgie is more than enough. After all, the guy already has to live with a name so close to Jackoff.
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Honorable mention: KISS appears on “Kids Are People Too” to introduce new band member Eric Carr aka The Fox.
John Matuszak played music?!
Does this mean the audience died the next day?
“How good would she be at playing an ignorant slut?”
“Just don’t call him a bully.
Wait, who told you that?
Tre Cool was amenable to that, because in his mind they’re just words. But then Billy Joe replied “why don’t you change your name to Sidney, or Irving Cool? After all, they’re just words.”
Don't forget the johnnycakes. But sadly, no soft drinks of choice. Only Mr Pibb. ☹️
“it feels like a depressing 2023 version of an aging star’s hype team introducing him to a new generation.”
Forget Maggie Murkel, where’s the guy with the ill-fitting suits and the perpetual “Who farted?” look on his face? Without him this reunion is pointless. Full disclosure, I’ve never watched Suits, and all I ever have seen of the show is what appears on my FYP on TikTok. So I'm under the impression that guy was the…
I’m waiting for the Aunt Meg prequel, where we see her learn how to make a breakfast so gluttonous and greasy it gave all of Helen Hunt’s team of noted HITG’s the runs. You know Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character had the screaming shits for days.
They reanimated Jezebel's corpse for this?
I vote for this guy.
Sseriously, make this movie now.
Momoa would make a great Lobo, but the role he was born to play is Bruiser Brody. And I hope that the reason he wasn’t cast as Brody in Iron Claw is because he is working on a full-blown Bruiser Brody biopic.
“writers who maybe shouldn’t be covering pop culture as a career.”
I’m hoping we get a scene recreating the interview Bill Mercer did with Michael Hayes where Hayes tells Mercer: “Bill Mercer, you wear that suit long enough, it might come come back in style!”.
No one has more charisma than this guy