“20-years-ago Avril would’ve held off security so the protester could get more attention. Today Avril is a shill. “

They re-animated Bethenny Frankel's corpse for this? 

Forget Airplane, where's Juwanna Mann? 

“a subset of the population that’s completely fine with being slack-jawed, popcorn-chomping dipshits looking to “take people down a peg or two.”"

I for one am looking forward to Billy Crystal’s song about all the Best Picture nominees.

“No significant number of people these days are basing their lives, culture, or ethics on any version of P.T. Barnum”

“Or at least not as dim as many, many actresses I could mention. But won’t.”

Forrest apoligized for spoiling their Black Panther Party, what more do people want?

3 too many.

They just keep making Scream movies, don’t they?

Always liked Tom Sizemore as an actor. Though I admit, early on I always thought of him as the guy they cast when they couldn’t get Michael Madsen. But then at some point, probably starting with Heat, that got flipped around. And he had a good run, at least until his personal problems just became too much. If we're…

Considering Andrew Tate is someone who absolutely would say that about someone getting fat, I have no problem with someone “bald-shaming” him.

He’s a little short, but I think ZacEfron can pull off playing Kevin. 

From what I hear, it still hurts. 

So, despite the title, it’s not a helluva movie?

If we’re going to have Catman, it should be this version

Grimes should just be glad she no longer lives above a bowling alley, and beneath another bowling alley. 

I don’t know, she did give a pretty accurate description of Tim the Toolman’s tool, saying “it looked like a dick, only smaller.”

“Season six I can see the whole international tournament thing.”