Regardless of who is cast, I feel they should Rasta-fy Superman by 10% or so.

“...a Cold War edition of The West Wing, but with bigger (and real-life) stakes.”

“and which is mostly remembered at this point by die-hard sitcom nerds”

Participation trophies matter.

Yes

Not directly, but one can easily infer that their taste is clearly shitty.

You both misspelled Teddy.

As it should be.

Narrator: It is not.

And thus ends the longest and most ambitious Wish ever granted by the Make a Wish Foundation.

That’s DOCTOR Swift! She didn’t attend 4 years of medical school to be called “Miss”, thank you very much.

Pretty much.

Just to illustrate the weight Urich brought to the role, when I first saw the trailer for this on YouTube, someone in the comments complained that they cast “too young” for the role of Spenser. They obviously didn’t realize that Wahlberg is nearly a decade older than Urich was when Spenser for Hire premiered in 1985.…

“Quarter-Life Crisis” is a terrible title, but I guess it could have been worse. Never heard of her, but this review makes me want to give her a shot.

Right, "playing".

Daryl was my first thought too. I don’t think it has been explicitly stated he’s in 7th grade, but he is definitely not in either Tina’s (8th) or Gene’s (6th) grade. And he's certainly not younger than Gene, so that leaves 7th grade as his class.

Well, I am from the “Great White Hype” school of thought, where “Irish”, or any other derivation, as a nickname just means someone’s white.

“The Irishman”? Should have been called..... no wait, that one actually works.

Well, we already knew how not funny everyone is, but you get a star simply for using Winona to make your point.

Probably because he’s not blonde, so the Zabka-ness of the look goes down by a huge percentage.