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David E. Davis
imnotdedyet

With nearly zero market share and limited availability, you might be surprised to learn that Tab even still exists.

Money can’t buy brains.

I eat candy corn the way Ron Swanson eats vegan bacon:

I always read this as Pet a manager. Like some kinky work zoo.

I’ve had CB&C multiple times. It never tasted that good to me. Perhaps the way it was prepared each time contributed to my dislike.

Was Newman his Postal Idol?

The entire concept of boiling meat offends me. Soggy veg in addition does not help. No,I do not like corned beef and cabbage.

There is zero reason to have your Roller retrofitted. Pay the fine for the ridiculous law and go on with your day.

You must take the Ron Swanson approach to free samples of this seltzer...

Meet Nazi Karen.

As a consolation prize corporate cousin Land Rover has a brand new Defender to sell you! They both follow the two box design so that means they are the same right?

Olives are wonderful. Especially stuffed with feta.

I like the Al Bundy method...

Sun-Maid reveals a whole new alternative to chocolate peanut butter cups

Just to recap, the old workhorse Scion xB that was my only “modern” car and my wife’s primary car was getting a bit ragged. She really wanted something more modern, more comfortable, and, yeah, I guess maybe a bit less embarrassing.

what exactly does an internet connected mug do? increase the chances of burning your dick when masturbating?

Best case scenario is someone who isn’t stupid buying their parents.

Not surprised and I’m ok with it. I won’t be convinced until autonomous vehicles have proven and clean safety records by thousands of vehicles over millions of miles with no evidence of injury/death. In other words, I won’t be convinced.

I have a couple of things to say about the performance of electric cars. If Tesla can achieve ridiculously quick acceleration times and long distance batteries...I see no reason why other car mfg’s’s electric potatoes cannot do the same. I get that Teslas are nutso money but the future of electric performance to me isn

Gold plated steaks FFS?