I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

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This is fake news, Patrick. We know you have no teeth.

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I still don’t understand the point of it (yes, I’m an old (in my early thirties)). You take pictures and people can only view them for a short amount of time. Good for sexting, sure, but otherwise why wouldn’t you just put those pictures on Facebook/Instagram if you want to share them with friends? Or just text them…

Carmelo after his trade to the Clippers: “Look at this video. You can pass man. I don’t know why you keep scoring when you can pass it to me.”

Sorry - no photo - but attempting to make a hollow white chocolate sphere - following very explicit directions from the internet (so it must be true) by dipping a latex balloon into the molten white chocolate. The ensuing explosion left little blobs of white chocolate in places you can’t even imagine!

Trying to convince my wife that just cleaning for 10 minutes a day is easier than going on an all out cleaning rampage once a week.

It’s not a Muslim ban. You lefties know that but you don’t care.

So, you’re saying it’s ok to fire someone based on their political beliefs?

We use the holiday yule log for our xmas eve party. Because we’re classy like that.

sounds near identical to Sleep Cycle on iOS which I have been using for quite some time now - I’ll give it a shot! 

They should include fans in these contests so we can see how they stack up/don’t stack up. Have fans try to catch the drone drop, and bring in dodgeball teams to play against the NFLers. I’d watch 3 hours of that.

Looks like a grab and run repossession. He’ll likely square it away once he is out of sight of the very recently previous owner.

I was like WTF at first. Took me a minute to try to figure out what he was doing there. Probably a better idea not to put those words in one sentence.

Did you just admit youre a pedophile? You shouldn’t share pics like that ever...

I feel like a lot of these full-time drivers are missing the point of Uber. It was originally conceived as a way to make some extra cash on top of a regular job, not to replace a full-time job entirely. Also, buying/leasing a new car just to drive for Uber isn’t exactly a wise choice. What I tell people is to find out…

But, he’s a coyote. It’s even in his name. O.o

I used to work in a trailer house that did nothing but edit trailers. They move so fast most of the time, and the films aren’t close to being finished, so most trailer editors get a basic outline and a dump of footage they can use to cut a trailer, and they use the techniques that work and are popular. And a lot of…