Because he hasn’t waited an arbitrarily long enough time since being put on the ballot.

You could paint “Live, Laugh, Love” on the front of it.

Down payment? I don’t want to go back and retroactively edit. That’s cheating.

Was excited right up until you said....

Considering how concerned Vay is after this, I can only assume he’s Canadian.

I was starting to feel old because I’m older than the majority of NFL players. I am not prepared to be older than the coaches.

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

Anybody else watching this game said to themselves, “I bet Hunter Renfrow will be on the goddamn Patriots after college.”

Nah.. I like it better at the barn, change it back.

Where? Just curious.

Ok, it can take a day...

So the fact that the defending-champion Cavs had three superstars in LeBron, Kyrie and Love and no serious competition in the East was fine with you, in terms of rooting for them, but the addition of 35-year-old Kyle Korver as a three-point specialist is too much?

None of these are tacos though

Blood of heretics? It’s a special crayon color...

Eli, sadly, was not invited

I know someone who got to audition as Al Pacino’s butt in a shower scene

I watched this film on a recent long haul flight. The best thing that I can say about it was that it was slightly more enjoyable than watching the little plane icon slowly move its way across the Atlantic Ocean on the flight map.

Typically it’ll tell you what the credit is going towards. For instance, a couple days ago I ordered something and if I chose the no rush shipping I’d get $5 credit towards an Amazon Pantry purchase (my order had nothing to do with food). In the past I’ve gotten $1-$2 credit towards either video or music…