Probably should exchange it for a new wife.
Probably should exchange it for a new wife.
Her family named her Megan with a y. She literally cannot grow up. It’s impossible until she gets an adult name spelling.
“I would have ran into that school”
The look of terror on his face is the only moment of honesty he’s ever had in his whole stinking life.
Despite her best efforts, people remember that Megyn Kelly is terrible.
Needs more Bobby Finger.
“with flawed logic about things”
The UFC is basically stealing the WWE schtick now. When does Dana White fight Joe Rogan in a steal cage, grave match? The loser is banished from the UFC forever.
Calm down, “DJ Celts”, Lakers fans are just as fucking insufferable as your prissy Celtic fans.
Protip: Whenever somebody touts that a fanbase is “knowledgeable” what they mean is that they’re aggravating people who will try their damnedest to prove that they know the game on a level you can only dream about, and that you’re in for a solid 3 hour pissing match.
if it helps i’ve been to the garden and they’re fucking awful
oh wow, i have to go to the Garden in order to have opinions on the Celtics and their fans? my bad. in a related story: i hope you’ve never had strong opinions about a movie unless you’ve made one for a big studio.
no hate. they’re an objectively unlikable franchise.
here’s me, feeling bad that a team with a shitty fanbase probably won’t have a chance this to win their eighteenth NBA title this year
The fact that no one has ever named their child Rockem Sockem Roberts pisses me off.
No need to pile on, Groot.
But Jason Statham movies are FUN.
[burns airline tickets]