The word “shit” is still in the headline tho

I’m sorry. I read this and I get it, but I’m still having trouble processing the words “Jets” and “plan” being in the same sentence without a also containing the words “have no,” or “lack a conclusive/consistent” in between.

True. But, like you said, their GM drafted Hackenberg, someone people said shouldn’t have been drafted in any shape or form, and in another case, had no draft grade because he’s trash.

Alternative take, the Jets trade up at the draft, take Josh Rosen, who blows out his knee so bad on the first day of OTAs that Bridgewater experiences PTSD & retires, McCown continues to McCown all over the place, and the Jets end up with 3 wins after turning to Brian Hoyer Jay Cutler for the last 5 games of the…

Last Thursday I tweeted, “Mr. President, don’t forget Rex Tillerson called you a fucking moron.” Results!

Oh, so the Earth is curved now?

Only once in a blue ball will Theismann get his idioms right. Until then, you just gotta turn a blind herring to it.

I hate the old “Text & Call” combo. You get a “Hey what are you up to tonight/can you help me out with something” text and then because I took more than 30 seconds to respond, I immediately get a phone call from the person asking the same question. Calm down, I’m trying to gather my thoughts and come up with a reason…

12th man hates 13th amendment.

So your position here is that an article that suggests an ongoing argument about Harden versus Westbrook is actually about the soul of basketball is just a harmless comparison of two players?

The MVP award is so meaningless in basketball. Shaq only has one. For about 5 year, Shaq was essentially a cheat code, and having him was the equivalent of being 50% of the way to a title. Steve Nash has two for some reason. LeBron has four, when really, aside from the Steph Curry years or Westbrook last year, he…

“Listen here, geese. As the dominant lifeform in this ecosystem, I’m going straight inside to complain about you on the Internet.”

I think I’ve used Amazon a total of 10 times in my entire life...

I think we could nab McDavid for some Dino BBQ and a 4th

Reporter (holding up picture of Porter’s ex-wife with a black eye): “General Kelly! So far you’ve defended Rob Porter. This woman is his ex wife. What would you say to her?”

I’m so confused...are saddles the metaphorical unions? Is memory foam wage reform? Is the horse the auto industry? Is HamNo okay?

Esto. Todo esto.

It’s actually pronounced “this insufferable white person wants everyone to know that they’re One of the Good Ones.”

It is unpronounceable because it is a made up non-sense word. It’s pretty rich to mock someone for being unable to pronounce some made-up bullshit.

“Latinx” is the perfect example of how to create a problem out of nothing.