“Blandly pretty”?!?! She looks like John Elway in drag!

...And that’s enough America for today.

Oh man, this seems like a hypothetical discussion I really want to have!

LeBron to St. Louis Blues confirmed.

“I appoof of thes Tweets.”

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To summarize the backstory, the dog is named Mr. Fluffernutters. After months of side work as an independent blogger, usually covering DC’s most despicable fire hydrants, he finally saved the necessary bones to make his life long dream trip to Dolphin World.

He looks more to me like an alien wearing a John Oliver suit.

She looks like the Baroness from GI JOE

She would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for you meddling gun victim teens.

Dude pull the telephone pole sized stick out of your ass. Nobody was hurt, no property was damaged, who gives a shit if a guy has a tiny bit of fun while driving around?

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

Sadly most drivers today haven’t the slightest idea what “yield” means...

Except it’s a yield sign, which means they must yield to the traffic on the highway.

Grenade launchers are being saved for the teachers.

Don’t give Rob Porter any ideas.

Counterpoint. He is butt.

Eh, it’s not like either one of them is ever going to play pro ball or anything

That should be a red flag right there. Washington let him go in favor of Alex Smith.

This would have been useful to know when I told my roommate to shit or get off the pot.