Jeff Sessions?

Dad, you need to log off.

While nobody likes a sore loser, Alabamians are almost 50/50 when it comes to child molesters.

Is Ben Carson ever not asleep?

I can’t stand universities like Virginia and certain Ivy League schools that still refer to their students as “first/second/third/fourth years” like this is fucking Harry Potter.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

What league is that team in?

Jill Stein is an idiot.

There are no cars that “take all the damage in an accident.” The brain has room to rattle around inside the skull, and no matter what you put around the outside of the head, absorbing a lot of force (from colliding with either a car or a linebacker) is going to make it rattle.

The great combo of experience of a lifetime and presumably pants-shitting terror.

as long as the poster doesn’t have the Solo “Sarlacc” pic...

#1 I never mentioned domestic violence, just that Hope Solo can fight.

Catch These Hans.
Vote Solo.

So, who does she have to beat?

Every election from now on is going to require a Trump.

It appears that the Lakers are giving Lonzo $33M over 4yrs to do just that.

How can anyone be so stupid and/or arrogant...

I swear to fucking Christ. How can anyone be so stupid and/or arrogant to make policy decisions that affect entire countries without even understanding whats going on?

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

You’d lose. In most cases all you have to do is look at the bottom of the crust. A pizza that goes through a conveyor vs one that is baked in proper pizza oven will be vastly different. Source: Worked in both chain and proper pizza joints at one point in my life.