The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

You’re assuming South Korea will still be on the map in a couple months...

“I CAN STILL FIX THIS”

This has been your Daily Deadspin Reminder: Never Try.

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

“We’re such a well-known Sounders bar that we draw up to two fans sometimes.”

I posted this elsewhere (and invite anyone knowledgeable to add to it or correct me anywhere):

Spare me. Wisconsin doesn’t have some monopoly on quality beer. Today almost every state has a good selection of craft beers available.

Jesus, McAdoo’s really gone off the deep end.

I wish every Masshole who treats Bob Fucking Kraft as if he were a saint; the guy who tried to move the team to fucking Hartford, the guy who was one of the first to legitimize Trump, the guy who more than anyone is why Goodell is commissioner, would line up and take turns eating my ass. Brady uses PEDs btw.

That’s why he likes his girls young.

Because they do not realize that they are in fact the punch line.

3-point makes in the NBA is the same, which reveals a similar fundamental shift in the way the game is now played.

You said it yourself: “Manning is a Hall of Famer—I think he shouldn’t be, and I also think he will be—it’ll be because he performed at his best on the biggest stages.”

Its shell was ripped from its body, according to the police report, and it appeared dead.

The correct answer is D. Being an Aguayo.

He’s ready to play or Philly

Not all teenage mutants are allies of the turtle.

There’s a reason Fallon inherited Leno’s chair and Colbert got Letterman’s.

Jimmy Fallon isn’t funny. He never was. Why they gave him a late-night comedy show is beyond me. And now they’re wondering why his ratings are falling? This is what happens when you try to please everyone and offend nobody. Colbert doesn’t care if he offends people with some of his jokes. Kimmel doesn’t care either.…