Way to fly off the handle bizzaro trump

Here’s a tip: don’t take the internet so seriously

This meme has literally been on the internet or years. You can take it for what it is (a mildly insensitive joke that both women and men can find humor in) or you can get really, really, really upset and assume that anyone who laughs at it is a “misogynistic asshole”.

Guess he must have seen something in the game tape.

That would likely spark a fight with the league

You can’t live three years?

“Nah, they were just really fucking stupid.”

I really wish I could live long enough to see the scholarship that develops around the eventual American fall.

So typical of a Trump supporter to say that geological disasters are someone else’s fault.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

“You’re on the old side, but would y’all maybe want to stop by the Senate instead?”

All I know is, if I had that kind of dough, I’d be too busy driving my Lamborghini made out of cocaine to my private lake filled with whiskey to be mad about anything.

You brought up “dead, flaccid wieners” without mentioning the Browns. Impressive!

It makes you wonder how many times a guy can tell himself to hold his own beer.

______ claims to be a religion but is really nothing more than a cult. They are all scams and have been for centuries.

The proposed police and fire training facility would provide first responders with a place to “receive specialized, scenario-based training, get hands-on practice in real-world situations and improve collaboration in emergency response”

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Actually it’s cool.

“For the record, I had nothing to do with that.”