Genius is oft decried as heresy by those who are butt.

Jim Tomsula, is that you?

I only learned this year, my 38th, that you should make your s’mores with a Reese’s peanut butter cup for the chocolate layer.

You think saying “you may make tens of millions of dollars at a game I wanted to be good at but was horrible at, but I spent my own money making a shoe that everyone laughs at” is a good own?

Related: Can any sportswriters predicting the Lakers would make the playoffs in the stacked West be put on a pilotless garbage barge to nowhere in the North Atlantic?

Any chance we can put Beverley on LaVar Ball next?

If Fight Club were filmed today it’d be over by the end of the first act when Ed Norton realizes that he is Tyler Durden after watching his first fight on Instragram after some douche canoe posted it. #thisdudeiscrazy #fightshimself

Hey, why haven’t we gone the tea party route and started pushing the dnc further le- (remembers occupy Wall Street and the lack of coordinated effort by the Democrats to do shit for that movement) oh that’s right.

Like, just make everything gender neutral at this point, just fuck it.

Is it Latin X or Latinks? This term blows.

“Latinx”

The phrase “Latinx men” has blown my mind. I dont know what to think anymore. What does anything mean

And then absolutely shit the bed and quit on his team mates.

Yup. I mean, given what an obvious opportunist the guy is, I don’t understand how this confuses people. He takes the position that helps him right now. He doesn’t even have the foresight to take a position that will help him in the future. Basically, he lives his life like a selfish goldfish.

“Ewww, feet? Doesn’t he know where they’ve been?”

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

Nah, you’re right. The only reason to go there is PFT Commenter. Pardon My Take is pretty good too

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.

I’d say that this is embarrassing for the United States, but frankly that ship has already sailed.