Also: playoff hockey is the most intense thing in sports and will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way if you have a rooting interest. Every single fucking second can be ecstasy or disaster.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

my beautiful daughter

That looks like the worst group ever

That looks like the worst group ever

Somewhere, Hope Solo read this, said “Hold my beer,” and beat up a family member.

I look forward to it being the home of hundreds of stray dogs after the World Cup ends.

*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…

Because you can’t overturn the call on the field without indisputable video evidence.

Because it’s easier to apologize for technology not working than it is to account for how you actually behave.

Can anyone explain why cops are still given the opportunity to turn off their body cams, ever?

Stop fucking browsing at work with your speaker volume up, idiot.

Did I hurt the pretend sport liking boy’s feels?

Why do they call them matches instead of scripted gymnastics exhibitions?

I have no issues with these fans burning their jerseys as long as they are wearing them at the time.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

This is just a long justification for when someone asks why he doesn’t kneel for the anthem.