To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

Let’s Remember Some Suspensions

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Given that he’s Russian, shouldn’t he ask country?

Hill apologized. Schilling retreated to his lair to put on his cloak and laugh maniacally about it.

First heartbeat is at 6 weeks, so technically she should have been playing a doubles match, which makes them both cheaters.

Their forward line is legendary, but their goalie is the tits.

Dude, you were so, so close on this! Yes, you load up your plate, no you do not eat the shit. You casually dump it when no one is looking. Rinse and repeat.

I know I’m an asshole, but isn’t the correct Spousal Strategy to never get yourself into this situation, by not marrying the kind of person who would want to make a Sushi Casserole in the first place?

Sex? With Kushner? You think she would be cheating on daddy like that?

They had their reasons, his is because he’s a coward

Yeah, as someone running my own small business it’s been a real downer to be able to afford health insurance for the first time in a decade. Blow it out your ear, Einstein.

Wrong weapon, friendo.

If Mayweather simply pretends McGregor is a woman, he should have no problem beating the daylights out of him.

Don’t really see effort like this anymore in the comments section.

I know there have been other globe/Kyrie jokes

I just like this one

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Yeah, what it up with that comment? There hasn’t been a draft to dodge in over forty years. Is he implying that they didn’t register? Is he just an idiot? I’m guessing the latter.