Shit, I just read a whole article about a guy watching a whole preseason NFL game. Knowing full well the whole time that this was the topic of the article. What the hell.

Wouldn’t it have been a better burn to wait for the invitation and then reject it? Now Trump’s just gonna say that he wasn’t inviting them anyway.

And what a battle it was, you fucking idiot.

Did you look at the wiki page on that? It was literally one Union ship trading cannon fire with the town for about an hour, and zero casualties on either side. Do you know how hard you have to look for a battle in our bloodiest war that had zero casualties?

Millions of soldiers died at Shiloh. Many more at Gettysburg. A dozen southern rednecks sank a row boat in Tampa and they call that a battle? It’s kind of embarrassing when you think of it.

Just as a reminder… These are not monuments honoring the dead. They are monuments erected after Plessy v Ferguson as a reminder to black people to stay in their lane.

unless he’s in PA, WI, MI, or another swing state it didn’t matter. It’s not like NY going even further blue would’ve had an impact on the outcome

Yes.

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

Duke University has produced a lot of scumbags, Ken Starr, Christian Laettner, come to mind but this alien is the cherry on top. My god this man looks like every kid that got beaten up in school & swore revenge in his bedroom while jerking off on a Saturday Night.

Looks like the kinda guy you see at HS girls volleyball games but doesnt have any kids.

Were you out all fucking night?

+100% overlap Venn diagram

No one likes your comment. Sad!

Like some sort of ban?

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

Such shock, much hilarity.

Has anybody seen Ja Rule?

Somehow every time I read a Ferrari article, I come out the other side thinking “fuck Ferrari.”

I am convinced Ferrari is a just vile company. I don’t have the money to, but if I did, I’d never buy one. Porsche’s cars are as good to drive for far less money, McLaren’s have better performance, and Lamborghini builds better supercars.