Department of Redundancy Department calling...

YES!!! Here’s hoping they replace it with 19 Guinea Pigs and Counting

#notjustkaryn

Karyn, you are a professional writer.

I’m going to be that guy...It’s wreaking, not wrecking.

Gawker really needs to hire some copy editors.

X Factor?? The X Files.

THEIR SONGS ARE BETTER.

No kidding. Their songs are better, for crying out loud. How can you not put them in the movie?

This isn’t even a little bit outrageous! No Misfits and no Synergy? Fuck that, I’m just going to watch the reruns on Netflix.

I love the girl on the far right who’s just like NOPE BYEEEEE the minute she sees trouble with the dock

If a dock collapses, it might be a sign you have too many bridesmaids.

Forget the rapeseed confusion there was a murder/suicide of 5 people with 3 children under 9 today in Tisdale. Let’s go back to the good ole days... of this morning, when Tisdale’s story was about the name of a seed on a sign.

I used to think penguins were cute. Then I saw this in National Geographic. I don’t think I’d wanna fuck that either! (If I were a penguin. Disclaimer: I am not a penguin.)

Sansas necklace is one of those things you pulled your T-shirt through in middle school.

This necklace is bad and Sansa should feel bad.

I love your sister. (And I say “installed” — I like the way it sounds. As in, “I have a semi-permanent birth control solution installed in my uterus.”)

The Artsiest Trill. WHATS UP DAX.

Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. Being a smart kid is hell as an adult. People have so many expectations for you, so many goals, so many AP classes. You have so much promise as a young thing, so bright and clever, and suddenly you look around and you’re sitting in your pajamas, watching Netflix, doing nothing with your…

My parents went to a little mountain resort town and were delighted to find a shop that sold specialty cheeses AND specialty chocolate. They bought several pounds of "Pizza Cheese" (like mozzarella but with ... more pizza flavor?) and a shit ton of white chocolate, which neither of them had ever had. Then, getting…