Start saving your money now because come winter, you're going to want to throw down for some expensive-ass theater…
Not one of the men in those photos looks like they could fell a tree.
Ah ok. I didn't realize Gawker Media was running so low on bandwidth they had to start rationing letters 6 at a time.
Thank you.
"Needless to say: FACE."
At least now I know I'm not the only person whose hobby is googling medical anomalies.
Not to be a nitpicky dick but Lot's wife turned to salt, not stone.
Not that I know of, but it's definitely a feature we should have. I'll pass that on to our tech team; hopefully it will be an option in the future.
Yeah, about that.... Is there a way to sort posts so newer ones show up first? I kept trying to find more to read, but it is impossible to scroll far enough down.
I'm in the unique position of not cringing one bit at this. Because as of yet I haven't heard a poop-related hookup story worse than my own.
The demonization by the specter of mud suddenly released from the Internet sling made of slander rubber is enough to knock me to the ground of sadness and into the puddle of indignation from which I plan to rise like a Phoenix of righteousness knocking over my detractors with my diamond talons of truth.
The researcher and discoverer are named Long and Dick respectively. What a world!
The next time you and your sex pal get your freak on, maybe take a moment to thank these ugly ancient fish for…
This is a blatant ripoff of Rush Limbaugh's ritual before taking a shit.
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