Thanks, Dusty Baker.

Jesus. That’s his dick.

The average elementary school teacher gets paid $48,950 in Iowa.

Fuck that.

Don’t worry too much - the Cardinals will win soon!

Clipper games aren't bad

I'm a native Angelino. From kindergarten through grad school I've stayed in LA. I can count the number of people I know who are excited about the NFL coming back. We all knew it was going to be a Dodgers/Lakers game on roids. Glad to know the festivities started early.

this shit rendition is everything that Queen stood for.

I do 10 push-ups and I think I’m an Adonis.

His wife knows what's up. She'll spin this inevitable outcome into an evangelical docu series.

I find myself thinking about thousands of athletes in their peak physical form in an international dorm. It’s like hedonism with more women and less old greasy white dudes.

Yea, how is their on screen chemistry not more of a story? What a lovely duo!

Yup. Let’s just assume that everyone is on something, that way when athlete X is caught all that’s left from us is “meh”.

Shouldn’t the darker water be a good thing for those kill joys that don’t want to see under water boobies?

Freddie Mercury was a god amongst men. Any mention of him gets automatic stars. Kudos.

My man. what happened to you on On Point? You barely got any words out, Burke.

First.

I really want to see her look right into the camera and dab. Just once. Dab.

I was thinking the same thing. I wish he could play one more game with a pitcher willing to serve one up to him so he could pass his dad.

Bless the old and the new gods for baseballs guaranteed contracts.