More like Punta Muerte, amirite?

Bro. You’re spiking the hell out of this discussion.

He’s going to get one more shot at a sport (baseball, football, water polo, beer pong .. Anything) and be glorious at it for a brief moment. Then, after he inevitably flames out, he’ll live the rest of his life talking about that moment through countless speaking engagements and church sermons.

WOMEN BE SHOPPING - Kevin

You misspelled USA with (other country's initials).

Enes Kanter is getting max money.

The Boondocks is the voice of my generation.

Let me introduce you to my friend named sarcasm.

I’ve worked with kids with autism for over 12 years. This anti vaccine debacle has set my field back immensely. Parents don’t buy into ABA therapy because they’re too busy with this faux-scientific approach to working with their child. Read an empirically based article, you fucking crazies.

DO YOU STILL HATE ON CHRIS PAUL, DEADSPIN?

Blake tea bagging Mozgov is up there for me.

congrats - you’re officially THAT GUY.

Fuck, America, we are better than questioning if HIV is real.

I mean .. they did cheer the acquittal in the Freddie Gray case. So, yea .. violence is aight to them.

We’re better than letting our brothers (and sisters) risk short and long term brain damage all for fantasy sports/betting/Sunday Fundays. We live in the git dang USofA - land where there are a number of top-flight sports leagues throughout the country. We have options, folks. Choose sports that don’t have the…

I kind of wish that article had been titled FIRE DESTROYS ARSENAL

This.

Or they could not make the chairs with a shitty defense design where we can’t sleep or be comfortable in them.

The irony that The Road Warrior Animal is apart of this while his son plays in the NFL.

They already exist. They're called every bar in America outside of St. Louis.