Married men everywhere are sobbing.

She's the most dominant athlete of this generation. To do what she's done for as long as she has is incredible. Male or female, she's the best.

The Bay Area Earthquake World Series.

So, smoke weed and you’re fucked but get addicted to big pharma is cool.

I remember Challenger, but only snapshots of it. My first presidential memory was my dad sitting me down when Reagan left office to tell me how glad he was that the corrupt SOB was gone. However, what left he imprint on me was the fall of the Berlin Wall and the Gulf War.

Can you please play 7L and Esoteric’s “Herb” in the background?

All religions are rotten.

Weed > eCigs.

Please let them be sponsored by British Knights.

I’m 6'4", 192lbs and their stuff doesn't fit me. I’m calling bluff on NBA players shopping at Express - their shit blows.

Whiskey dick, amirite?

Last week after our softball game we went to the same bar we go to most weeks. On our way in two women chatted it up with my friend and I and I suggested they come meet our other 4 friends. After 5 minutes of being there and only talking to two guys, one of the woman says to the other, “We need to go - I don’t think…

wait, when were racists trying to educate themselves?

ummm Holi is in the spring. November is not the spring.