Yep! I was born in 85 and it was all Spice Girls, Backstreet, Nsync, and Britney with absolutely no snark. Genuine love.

It’s the Emperor’s New Cake.

I checked with her people, and Jackèe has agreed to be our spokesperson. You get 50% of the Icèe profits.

Crush it up and add some colors and flavors to it that in no way correspond to their namesakes in nature. Maybe call it Icée (pronounced I-say, of course).

An aperitit, if you will.

This is a blatant rip off of my very innovative dessert food that people wait on line for hours for!

Excuse me. It’s a contact lens.

shit isn’t even VEGAN!

And I bet you it has calories.

hahaha! like, is this a joke? I DON’T WANT WATER AS MY DESSERT!! I can eat brown sugar right out of the box thankyouverymuch.

“Foodies" are the worst kind of people. We all eat girl, we all eat. It doesn't make you special. Go ahead and eat that emu reduction served in the nose of a dead falcon.

If everybody complained because somebody allegedly sexually abused them...contracts would be broken all the time...

He was headed to Oakland after learning that the rent on his doghouse had been jacked up to $2900/month.

By all means, please accept mentally unstable men and women with criminal histories into the military and then train them to kill. That’s a super great idea that has no chance of backfiring.

There’s a lot of sleeve options in the collection, which is kind of awesome. I think we’re finally moving away from the trend of 100% strapless bridal gowns, and you have to go to like a store for modest religious brides if you want even a little cap sleeve.

So, bottom line is that Berkeley will no longer allow an admitted sexual harasser to be dean of the law school, but they will allow one to be a professor because that makes all the difference.

His next demotion will be to RA in an all-girls dorm.

3/5th alive