I have a Dr. appointment next week about my bladder issues from holding it in. But I'm a Nurse and it pretty much goes with the territory. This video is pretty awesome and makes me more scared to go to work.

This is amazing. And accurate. The bf better not see this. He would see this whole list as a challenge and stealing the diamond as his mission. I might be too late....

This is a little misleading. It’s not saying school nurses are bad at finding them, it lumped health care workers (which can include health assistants), teachers, and parents in one category. It seemed a little off to me because as a school nurse it’s not that difficult to differentiate between lice and other crap.…

Thank you for this. I went to a really small school for 3 years (one classroom per grade) and bullied. Hated that school and told my mom. She spouted out the usual they're jealous, just kids, blah, blah, blah. I had horrible self-esteem and contiplated suicide. I also developed 2 anxiety disorders which my Doctor…

There...there are actually other beings on this planet that understand?!!! I... Need... You. In my anti-thin mint army. Damn them all to minty hell!

Is it sad that I clicked on the link from FB ONLY to read the comment from TCH? Like totally skipped over the video and straight for the comments.

I second said motion.

OKC actually just got me a boyfriend. For Christmas. Is it customary to send them a fruit basket from the BF Monster and I? I've never gotten this far before on that site.

Yes! One of the reasons I hate watching romcoms! The women are wedding hungry and the men are clueless jerks who just gotta cough up a ring to end the movie and *ta da* happiness. No. You don't aspire to get married in a year. Marriage is not a New Year's resolution. You don't leave your bf just because he isn't dumb…

Yep! I have the birth control implant in my arm and I have very irregular periods. I'm 100% sure I will be in that tiny less than 1% who gets pregnant on this thing. I'm also pretty sure my mom or my Aunt would be the one to tell me I'm pregnant by looking at me with their Southern x-ray eyes. Couldn't we have evolved…

YES!!!! I was just thinking of the toilet babies! Like this one lady who was very overweight, lost a few pounds which was enough for her to get prego and never knew. Pregnant with twins and one of them dropped in the toilet! Ridiculous! I'm so scared that's going to happen to me. I'm not super overweight, but my…

I Didn't Know I was Pregnant scares the shit out of me. I can't stop watching....

I may be an only Monster cub but my Southern Monster Mother would totally do this! We're both Democrats but she has called me on stuff in only ways Southern Mamas can. Bless their hearts.

Total freaks. Like I would never totally have a secret Pinterest board where I pin all the awesome things my engaged friends post. It's just as ridiculous as pinning all those dream home things I could never afford. Yep. No secret board for me.

My G sized ladies applaud this

You guys I've been waiting for Dr. Phil to step all in this shit. He lives for episodes like this. I'll have my popcorn ready. *insert Michael Jackson eating popcorn jpeg*

It's okay Drake. Come on over. I have plenty of Moscato. We can sit, hold hands, and cry together. Then make passionate love. In the morning you can write a song about it.

Dude I would love to be Ursula if I could pull off this make up! I mean between my boobs and curves it's perfect! But my make up skills, not so much.

This is Cody. King of Leaves. He is not amused. In other news: I miss NorCal ;(

Yes! I would have asked if she was on fire. No actually, a fever that high she should be having seizures and it would a medical emergency anyway. Idiots.