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Exactly. I dropped Juice Defender when I went from my GNex to Moto X (1st Gen.) Worth more trouble than the little battery it saved me.

Didn't really think of doing that for the rest the rest of my stuff. I do that for my make up in the bathroom. Only thought of that because when I stayed at the Waldorf Astoria one of the cleaning ladies organized all my make up that I scattered on the counter while rushing to get ready. I called to the main line to

Exactly! "Oh your man can't hit it like me" or "I'll treat you so much better baby". F off. If I wasn't happy I wouldn't be with him. If I wanted better I would opt for a dude with a nice car and not a bus pass.

If there's a vaccine: GOVERNMENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF US!!!.

OMG my friend from high school, who is no longer a FB friend after posting that CB tweet, wrote that the Ebola thing is a conspiracy to test vaccines on African children. My reponse: WTF! WHAT VACCINES ARE BEING TESTED ON AFRICAN CHILDREN?!!! He just ignored me and responded to all the other idiots that agree.

Only if it came with matching Uggs and a 1/2 off PSL coupon.

If my "I have herpes" line still didn't make them scatter faster than cockroaches when you turn on the light, I don't know what will stop them. Besides mace in their face. My new line, "Look I'm trying to get to work/home/away from you. If you want to flirt with me find me on OkCupid. That way I can reject you from

Nope. I pulled the boyfriend line. Guys still try, "Can we just be friends and talk?" That's when I started the, "My boyfriend just got back from prison and he doesn't need another reason to go back". Still they plead. Wtf.

Is it wrong that to avoid signing stupid petitions I just say I'm Canadian or not a US Citizen?

DO THEY HAVE EEYORE IN MY SIZE?!!!

*heavy breathing* Probably never get laid again. WORTH IT!

That little Dirt Devil vacuum is amazing! It even impressed my mom which says a lot. I have hardwood floors and very allergic to dust mites so I try to vacuum at least once a week to prevent a dust bunny convention from forming under my bed. I also live in the Desert so sand everywhere. When my mom first came to visit

If you can afford artificial insemination I have no doubt you could have afford to move elsewhere. I'm from the South and I know several people who are white and from small towns that's full of racist and they moved the first chance they got because they did not want to raise a family in an area like that. People do

I was referring to the area having unpleasant ideas of non-white people and nothing about how she feels about them, "Cramblett was raised around people with stereotypical attitudes about nonwhites..." My point being that you live in such a hateful area where you couldn't raise a child of a particular background so why

She already lives in a hateful area. So has no problem raising a white child in an area she already admits to having unpleasant ideas about non-people of color. If you wouldn't want those ideals and beliefs around your child of color you shouldn't want them around your white child.

K. Michelle is pretty much the only one. I love her song Can't Raise A Man. And Rasheeda is an OG but not a major seller. Can't think of a major song of hers off the top of my head besides a verse from a Monica song.

Can't...stop...watching...so beautiful....awesome....jealous....

Exactly! So many people look down on Online Dating. People IRL can lie and be just as creepy. I hate how a lot of people have given me flack for meeting guys online. The guy I meet in line at the grocery store can be a secret serial killer all the same as the guy who messaged me last night. It's scary to think about

FOUR YEARS?! And I thought my last bf was an asshole! After 6 months he stops replying to my texts for 2 days then changes his FB status to being in a relationship with another girl. And just right before he stopped replying to me he was texting me how much he loved me and missed me and wanted to come over, but I was

Ugh my heart goes out with you. Similar happened to me. Starbucks met up that turned in to conversation until closing. Next, date dinner and a movie. Got along so well, great conversation, laughs, fantastic kiss after the 2nd date. Mentioned he couldn't wait to see me again. Heard nothing back from him for 2 weeks. I