I feel you. I’m dying to squish his little squashy upper arms! I love how babies feel like practically boneless little balls of squish. You can smell the baby smell right through that picture! 😍

LIES. *MOST* babies are not cute at all, at least not until they’re about six months old. And even THEN...it’s a toss up.

Like there way any chance that kid wouldn’t be cute as hell.

What a cutie!

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

There are only three groups that count as people in this country: corporations, fetuses and white men.

Kesha needs to get back into a studio and give Sony six albums ASAP, all about being raped and drugged and victimized by Sony and Dr. Luke. Since she’s feeling the pain and the style now is to release quickly put together albums (unless you’re Rihanna), it could be good therapy and give them exactly what they deserve.…

He shouldn’t have to see it, they shouldn’t have to live it, it’s tough breaks all around.

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

Assuming, of course, I had a house.

Right? It's like a math problem- how many marshals for $60k??

I hope so. I could’ve sworn that debtors’ prison was declared unconstitutional at some point.

$1500?

To pigs? I know those lil cutie pies

ABC Makers have more mint than chocolate each bite; whereas, Little Brown Bakers have a smoother chocolaty taste with a distinct peppermint taste.

Dude, don't. She picked your dick, and if she test drove it before then rest easy she was satisfied by its status. Just like guys have varying length women have varying depth.

DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN??? funny story about Allison Harvard... I adopted her cat. Like, she was a friend of a friend of my old roommates, and had to give up her cat cuz she was moving to Asia or something, and we ended up adopting her and she is the fucking cutest best thing ever

My vagina hurts just looking at this picture. Like, I would need an ice pack and some ibuprofen.

That’s a fucking beautiful hunk of wiener meat, not gonna lie.

Reminds me of gerrymandered voting districts. What is this cookiemandering conspiracy?!