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It’s a terrible joke that hinges on Rick Pitino’s well-documented premature ejaculation problem and the fact that ejaculation is an “ejection” of sorts.

Agreed. But I’ve given up on making clever jokes.

“An ejection in three minutes? Finally, something I can beat that guy at!”

And then suddenly, it’s your brother, it’s your uncle, it’s your best friend, it’s your coworkers.

Deeply facetious! I’m on board with Win Butler, Tommie Smith and John Carlos.

I think one of us is misunderstanding the other, but I’m not sure who it is.

That certainly wasn’t my point.

Which policies are to blame?

I feel like you’re missing the point.

. . . said nobody. Relax.

Whatever your opinion on Sage Steele’s actions, can we all agree the real disgrace was Kevin Hart (again).

Let me guess. You’re not an economist.

Well, we are in an election year with the direction of the country at stake. It’s goof that people are talking.

That memo cautions ESPN personalities about expressing their personal views. It doesn’t recommend censoring others.

Just show her this. “Still want a polar bear, sweetie?”

You tell ‘em Sage. Sports and politics should never mix.

Possibly worth noting that Steele is a registered Republican.

I’ve lived in Europe (not Germany) and never had this experience.

How else you gonna lick it when you’re hitting it from behind and want to change gears for a second?

That’s reasonable.