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To anyone wondering how this affects academics: UAB is the state of Alabama's largest employer. UAH is a research university with a huge impact for its smaller size. Both these schools are run exclusively by the Board of Trustees of the parent school in Tuscaloosa. Out of 18 trustees, zero of those went to UAH.

These are definitely some of the worst stories, I will agree to that

Does "worst" mean worst stories to read. These all suck. Not a surprise because only fucking losers go to reunions.

My wife and I are currently trying to pay down our student debt. A majority of our debt is from her medical school, and she came out of school about a year ago with $150K in debt. The way we are tacking this is we are living like we never left college. In addition to that, some strategies we are tacking the debt are

A Cy Young winner and a Rookie of the Year winner in the same season? Must be something in the water at Stetson University.

Why is it that the "well actually" assholes are most often wrong? I specifically cited my data as from the World Health Organization. If you go to their page on road traffic deaths, you can see that the DR is indeed second, and they don't have any data on Eritrea. The leader is a country by the name of Niue, which is

I freely admit I have zero photoshop skills, but you get the idea:

Powell may call it "running train", but UNC calls it studying to become an engineer.

"Wanna scream?"

"Osweiler it's time to replace Manning."

Coach: Osweiler!
(goes and gets helmet)

Yikes, they replaced Geno Smith for that job too?

If he were Eli Manning, he'd be throwing trash, not receiving it.

In Philadelphia, it's just called a shower.

Philly Fan 1: Dude, let's throw trash at this Giants fan.

Drew is a terrible person. Only toddlers get away with that stupid "no crusts" bullshit. If anyone tries that around me I'd make them buy their own goddamn pizza. What a fuckwad.