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This ignores all the crazy people in the US that get arrested without resorting to gun violence. But, hey, go on with your selection bias. 

You hint at an improvement - a minor league system for the NFL. Is this even remotely possible and would college and pro fans support it? It would probably water-down the competitive level of games in college football but I think it provides a solution to how most college football players are are in college to prepare

Can we now expand the playoffs and get rid of these meaningless bowl games?

Tim Tebow, right?

Neither is Tim Tebow. Because they suck

Ouch. Take your star and leave

Ugh, that last part disgusts me

White lives matter

What mob?

Army vet here. I think that there are adequate resources for veterans, but many fall into an entitlement complex and don’t want to help themselves. After serving seven years and deploying to Iraq and Afghanistan, I used the GI Bill to finish a BA, MBA, and JD and am now an attorney at a large corporation. I mention

Are there a lot of White Sox fans in Colorado?

Is CC black? I thought he was a dark-skinned Puerto Rican

Hm. Looks like USF does belong in the Big 12 after all

Americans are just rude and have entitlement issues. It’s clear that the lady shouldn’t have brought the stroller on board in the first place. The attendant acted out of line by possibly being aggressive, but that’s because he wanted to clear the aisle before other entitled Americans tweeted about how long it was

This is it Hatters. The moment we’ve all been waiting for- getting on Deadspin

Source?

They look at you funny because of the dick in your mouth, not because you haven’t filled out a bracket

More like, USF forgot it has a basketball program, amirite?

Those Black Bears and their hip-hop makes my skin crawl. Next they’ll want to marry White Bears

Much like the underhand free-throw, aesthetics matter