Went to Texans-Jints yesterday and to the Bills home opener last week at the Ralph (never was there a more appropriately-named stadium). I can't imagine wanting to see a game in-stadium again any time soon. To me, the nastiness of the live experience is a big problem for the league and ought to be a far bigger deal…

Jameis was dumb for doing this, but how do you go through getting to the stadium, putting on your full pads, and warming up for at least a few minutes without another coach/a player/an administrator/a fan/a university employee/a water or towel boy saying "oh hey Jameis you can't do that"?

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

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but there is one MAJOR red flag. I've mentioned it to my friends, but they are torn over whether or not this is a deal breaker. He is a 9/11 Truther.

I don't see the problem. These players are already treated like three-fifths of a man.

Does anyone really give a fuck about celebs nudes anymore? Back in the 70s and 80s when getting porn was tough, these would matter. Now I can pull up my phone and get wacking within 10 seconds (and be done in 30). Back in the 80s and early 90s, i'd spank it to the cover of the old mini HBO guides if a female was on…

If he's like most SC fans, he sprained his ankles jumping off a bandwagon.

Do we get a "I love big sacks" shirt too?

In a shocker to absolutely no one, Florida fans are the dirt worst

I'm planning on buying several. Like 4-8

I think - and I'm obviously not some trailblazer - that this is the first step in establishing some sort of premiere division of the NCAA. They're essentially segmenting the teams with this move - players are going to go where the money is, just like the pros do now. Of course, some will stay home, go where there's…

What about the Native Americans who take pride in the name? Don't waste your time culling numbers from assorted polls; it's of little concern to me what ratio supports/opposes/doesn't care about the name, since utilitarianism is a bullshit way to decide what's right. If the Redskins (are forced to) change their name,…

Man, calm down.

Sure, run along kid, the grownups need to talk.

This just in: Metta World Peace is still a giant piece of shit.

I see Muschamp, but who is the dick in the Gator shirt?

To be fair, he spent so much time on the ground with blurry vision that this photo is perfectly normal to him.

It's because the Hurricanes paid their players, you see. Google Nevin Shapiro. That's the joke.