"Pro"

Just another sad case of driving while Blackmon.

No matter how many times he's been questioned, Meander refuses to give it to them straight.

Didn't we have enough stories about Pacers anonymously dropping out during the NBA playoffs?

Judging from the Miami U Law hoodie he wore in that deposition, I bet he got his degree somewhere in Akron.

It's "kind of like going to law school" in the same way that me binge-watching Iron Chef is "kind of like going to culinary school."

Pro Hac Miami Vice

Didn't exactly get the team back. Cleveland got an expansion group of impostors and Baltimore got 2 Super Bowls. I'll always be bitter. That being said, this is pitiful and embarrassing. I hate to have anything in common with this guy, even if it's simply an affection for a sports team.

Seriously, Get over it? The Ravens have won 2 championships and they still be bitch about losing the Colts over 30 years ago. SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK BALTIMORE

They're the same assholes who talked about having 5 hours of homework every night in fucking Junior High and were consistently pulling "all nighters" in college. Bullshit. I'm a fourth year lawyer. I have never pulled an all nighter. I have worked later than 9:00 p.m. fewer than 10 times in my entire career. I can…

Terrifyingly long?

My standard reply to someone who talks about how much they work is, "wow, that sucks." I make good money, like my job, and work 50 hours a week... and have been steadily promoted through the beginning of my career because I do good work.

" People are never ever ever as busy as they claim to be."

I read this whole article looking for the list. Damn you and your clickbait.

I love this bit of wisdom coming from "BeaverMan". +1

Turn down for what?

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Feeling sick and owned is common in the legal profession, but it normally comes from logging into Sallie Mae.

I give out autographs after sex too, but they usually just call it a "affidavit"

I've figured it out: