Can we do a thread showing all the German players girlfriend/wives too? The Teutonic hotness was pretty impressive

Gotze really spread this one wide open.

Hats off for the effort on the catch.

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

Huh, thought it was just some German dude rubbing his nipples in delight over the team's victory. My mistake.

T-shirt and a blazer? Really Drew? Were you on there pitching a .com startup?

Fucking Christ. I always imagined Magary as Drew Carey meets Chris Farley ALL CAPS.

Jesus Christ, how much is Fox Sports 1 hurting if they ask Drew Magary to come on to talk soccer? How long did it take him to start ranting about a bunch of sissies kicking the ball around all in the service of BIG ORANGE SLICE?

Is this the definition of "schadenfreude?"

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

Money order is fine

. . . are we sure that isn't Suge Knight? This seems like his kinda thing.

What dental office hires a guy with this large of a rap sheet to manage a place loaded with painkillers?

Lost in the details of the story is the real mystery, who would name their bar the Grown & Sexy Lounge?

Normally I wouldn't be invested in this game. No personal or familial connection to either countries. However Robben's diving over the last couple of games has really turned me against the Netherlands. Which is silly when you consider that everybody dives. Anybody else feeling this way?

Could be Mexican-American!

"Mount Douchemore" was sitting RIGHT there for you!

Go USA!

*bar cheers*

Let's turn on the MLS game!

*deafening silence*

Borovetz is an odd name for a Nigerian prince

1L was okay. Studying for the bar now. Dick.